Publisher: Well, usually readers hate love triangles but it doesn't really matter because whatever you write will sell because your famous.
Hank: Also, our main character will be bisexual so we can call our book diverse without actually going into the subject at all. Hank: So she'll discover the alien and then make a video about it which will go viral but let's make the main character super awkward and cringey. Publisher: What about the main character? He'll just be a big hunk of metal but we'll call him an alien.
Hank: The alien won't actually talk or interact with the humans. Hank: Kind of but let's remove all the violent parts. Hank: I want to write a book about aliens. Publisher: What do you want it to be about. Hank: Yes, my brother wrote a bunch which means that I can too! Publisher: So Hank you want to write a book?
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